What's the best response to "nobody asked you"

 The best response to "nobody asked you" depends on the context and tone in which it was said. Here are a few possible responses:

1. Ignore it: Sometimes, it's best not to engage with negativity and simply move on.

2. Humor: Respond with a light-hearted comment like, "Well, lucky for you, I'm full of unsolicited advice!"

3. Assertiveness: Address the comment directly but calmly, saying something like, "I understand you might not be interested, but I thought I'd share my perspective anyway."

4. Agreement: If the comment was made in jest, you could respond with a playful agreement like, "Fair point! Just thought I'd chime in."

5. Redirect: Shift the conversation back to the main topic by ignoring the remark and continuing with relevant information or discussion.

The best response ultimately depends on the situation and your personal style of communication.